ONCE UPON A TIME
a prince asked a beautiful princess
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
the princess said
and the prince lived happily ever fater
and rode motorcycles and f✡✝ked with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars
...and ended up an alcoholic drug addict who spent his premature old age in and out of rehab until he overdosed on the huge stash of prescription antidepressants and "painkillers"....