ONCE UPON A TIME
a prince asked a beautiful princess
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
the princess said
NO
and the prince lived happily ever fater
and rode motorcycles and f✡✝ked with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars

this is so awesome

too bad he didn't invest in some grammar lessons.

Well considering it's not supposed to be a proper paragraph in the first place it doesn't matter. Also pointing out grammatical flaws, unless the paragraph in question is about how amazing your grammar skills are, is the lowest you can go in terms of trying to make an argument.

that 'yeeaa...' guy sucks, how lame

@ yeeaa... No one said the prince wrote this. Too bad you didn't invest in "not being a <3 head" lessons.

booze and money. what a fulfilling life.

@yeeaa... Your t isn't capitalized when it should be. That is a grammatical error, just saying.

yeeaa.. You forgot to capitalize your name (proper noun) and you didn't use a subject or predicate in your sentence. Nice work!

We can all agree on something at least. My username

Agreed with everyone....except @yeeaaa... :)

why does everyone have to turn something funny into a grammar war?

Uhm... there is no grammar mistake? Could someone tell me what tha mistake is?

Poor baby! Sound like a little man is bitter! Lol

Bitter much?

And then died old and alone in an alleyway because he squandered all his money in strip clubs, buying alcohol and hiring maids. How sad.

And never had to deal with a grammer nazi...

pretty sure if you drink a shitload and <3 lots of girls and race and hunt, dying old isn't gonna be one of your problems.

you can't always get what you want, but you just might find, you get what you need. J and R

Bro I told you I was sorry you came home from work early. You weren't supposed to see that

that princess was me!

what's the female equivalence of this life?

JUST TO DIE OLD AND ALONE WITH NO ONE TO LOVE OR TAKE CARE OF HIM

Yeah all women ever do is young lady and cheat, am I right, bros? YEAH MISOGYNY WHAT UP.

Where's the pot?

same question

hah this is ossom...i am a girl and would rather live that way hah atleast you had fun! <3

LMAO, this is priceless. Love it.

Oh my god people seriously? Hahaha. Just live life. Don't call out grammar on little things that stumbleupon gives you. Sure it's not extremely funny but it's humorous, so calm the <3 down. :D

Lmfao liked this stumble for the comments

WHY DO YOU NEED TO CALL OUT THE GRAMMAR

Best damn fairtale I've ever read.

That was one smart princess. P.s. Is my grammar okay? ;)

sexist rubbish. and yes, that was one smart princeSS.

People who whine about feminism are the reason people are still sexist (coming from a woman)

@the "@yeeaa... Your t isn't capitalized when it should be. That is a grammatical error, just saying." comment.... this isn't in a format where that would matter... at all. It's in poster format... the capitalization is consistent with each phrase and font which makes it correct "JUST SAYING"

The prince grew older and his face-lifts only left him looking like a stretched out creeper. He was only now seen as a washed our sleaze with no life goals. His poor habits lead to alcoholism and an addiction to cocaine. The family and friends were only figures of his imagination due to the slow psychological break down he was having. One late night he returned to his empty mansion, and realized he would never be satisfied. After doing a few more lines of coke, he staggered and fell down the stairs to his pathetic death.

agreed, its rubbish. I think everyone needs to experience being free and living on their own, but grow up because love is the hardest but best thing in the world

nicely said @ria... cute fairy tale tho

Forgot to mention the prince got old and died alone with little fulfillment in his sad, superficial life.

@adrieene and Anonymous, True that.

blah!fonnes

Forgot to mention that the princess died old and pissed off with some dude she made her young lady just so she could tell her friends, "I GOT ONE!" and spend all of his money while he worked his life away so his kids could just repeat the same cycle. Ever heard of insanity? It's doing the same thing over and over expecting different results the same time. Suck it. AMIRITE?

f✡✞k that.

Well, the princess found another rich boy and cheated on him while he worked with the gardener and spent all his money and hired a nanny for her 3 brats and opened the wine bottle at 10 am and got a mani/pedi twice a week. <33

Wait for it.... I know someone is going to correct grammar somewhere up here. ^^^

is quite sexist to me.

@This How is it sexist? It's just a joke about all the things you miss when you're in a relationship because you have to sustain something generally better. Just take it with a pinch of salt guys, it's not telling you to do it, just see the humour behind it and move on, I'm sure it'll make your day and life much nicer if you adhere to that in all situations.

Unlike. Dislike. NO. Ugly. Wrong and so on ;)

Seriously... rad

Have been both single & married with kids & can really relate to this, particularly not hearing young ladying, drinking milk from the box & keeping the toilet seat up [seriously, wtf does it matter?] But, with the dating skinny girls half your age, etc., always have found the George Costanza experience to be true; the most alluring opportunities arise when you can't take them [but I'm not really married...]

Anyone notice how yeaaa just trolled all these people?

I AM 52...NEVER BEEN MARRIED....AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH.......DATING GIRLS YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE MY DAUGHTER BUT OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY WIFE.....YAAAY....BUT HATE THEIR MUSIC

who drinks milk from a box?

1. Studies indicate that men cheat more often than women. 2. Leaving the toilet seat up spreads germs when you flush. Sure men are gross, but do we really want fecal matter on our toothbrush? 3. Cute skinny girls are the worst. 4. Alcohol and fornication aren't all they're cracked up to be. It is my opinion that this is meant to be a joke, so we should probably all lighten up. =)

@haha "2. Leaving the toilet seat up spreads germs when you flush. Sure men are gross, but do we really want fecal matter on our toothbrush?" Mythbusters proved this false. All Toothbrushes in a bathroom collect equal amounts of fecal matter whether the lid is open or shut.

& the Princess lived happily ever after, exploring the world and developing her talents, seeking knowledge and truth in places she'd never expected to see instead of being a stir crazy baby maker with a fat hairy unfaithful husband who would later find and marry a younger, prettier, stupider horse, leaving the princess with nothing. The end.

Why are all women so fake and haters lol? and then they complain and act out cuz we guys left them? So women who read this and are like "oh he thinks that if he lives this life, he's just going to die alone!" You're right, alone in the sense that we are without your games and free to do what us guys want to do!

it is funny because you can tell what comments belong to women and what comments belong to men. by the way i am 90% sure this was writen for some one similar to me, except i was the one who called it off and 7 years later i am still happier for it. best desiscion i ever made was not gettin married!

Wanted to comment on the joke, but now all I can think about is never leaving my toothbrush in the bathroom again.

ah hahah last comment, funny shat

I like how easy it is to pick out the women from the comments. They clearly all hated this lol.

If you want a woman to go down on you, one punch is usually all it should take...

When most guys are married this is the life they dream of. When most girls are married they dream of getting away and bettering themselves. This is just something someone posted telling us every guys dream life. Do i find this dream desirable? No. but that is me.I am titled to my opinion like everyone else , and yelling at me or anyone else who has a different opinion than you is just foolish. PS. I don't give a damn if my grammar is wrong.

Poster anyone?

I wonder why the woman said no

what would he do if she said yes

is he going to do all those things because she said no, or because he likes to drink and see all kinds of women

AND HE DIED A LONELY OLD MAN.

Women are allowed to push and pick and abuse good men's feelings because women are projected as the only ones that be able to feel heart act or always allowed to show emotion or express it at any given time of the day. Men are suppose to take what ever a women does to them after the man shows true feelings as a best friend or lover or true companion. They can just get up one day and decide that they are unhappy or wanting to see what else is out there and expect the man after given everything he is too them witch is not easy for men to just understand and walk away without letting them express how they feel or getting respect to have the women stand by him and explain or work things out. Women always want the man to love them and only them then went they revive it they get a twisted feeling that they know they can pretty much treat them like dirt because even if they do cheat on them the man will still want them back.

Maybe that's why the prince enjoyed his life alone did not have a women abuse and kill his heart maybe that's why the statistic on men are higher to cheat in men because being in love and a women's best friend is so dangerous because they never are happy or know what the want and never let you know until the very last second when there is no way to fix it.

In these comments; serious butthurt and white knights.

After being asked by that creepy douchebag prince to marry her, the princess shouted, "no, hell, no!" For, she could sense his desperation. And, after all he did own a big truck. Later on, she rode of into the sunset with her gorgeous music tutor and they lived happily ever after singing songs together and not thinking about bitter princes who were overcompensating for something, who wasted all of their time on empty relationships, drinking, and material objects. The end.

maybe if this guy spent as much time on the relationship as he did finding on the computer messing with different fonts and fantasizing she would have said yes... what an idiot.

*maybe if this guy spent as much time on the relationship as he did on the computer messing with different fonts and fantasizing she would have said yes... what an idiot.

he's better off without the young lady. she'd just fall off on a wheelie

@yep....you must be a girl

People call this life superficial, but wouldn't you say that's relative to your thought process? Maybe whoever lives like that truely loves doing what they do. Maybe some of us are truely meant to be like the wind, tied down by nothing, but touching everything?

DUDE f✡✞k YA! >I found 130 penny's under my bed. >Put in pocket thinking ill throw them at cars next time im out driving. >forget to throw penny's. >at the store to buy shampoo and milk. thne i see it. >a bowl inside a gyroscope! >only bring enough bills for shampoo and milk. >remember penny's and check price. >$1.25 plus .03 tax >annoy the crap out of the cashier when i say "keep the change." >walk out like a boss with newly purchased scientific wonder. >now testing the effects of things like jello and cupcakes with lit candles spun and high speeds will do. >i am a she-male. this is now relevant.

oh at first i thought this was about the princess who had the good life when she said no..

ive gotten this as a forward on my phone. i am curious to who wrote it. a comedian? a random dude?

This whole entire thing is the best thing i have ever read. first of all, the poster is hilarious. Secondly, the comments are hilarious. Thirdly, people ripping on yeeaaa...'s pointless comment about proper grammar is the best, because nobody else gave a s**t..fourthly, quit with the sexist/feminism garbage. Its a funny joke, just admit it! and whoever the girl was who said the same thing, props to you!

Jack Daniels (not Jack Daniel's)

Can't anyone take a joke anymore without young ladying about how "offensive" something is or deconstructing it to death? It's a joke. Laugh at it or don't but there's no need to get so defensive and hurt by it.

the hell is "young ladying"? Don't know what I meant to say there, but you get the idea. Stupid autocorrect.

and the chick started dating other chicks and realized they were way better at getting her off anyway

Sounds like a terrible unfulfilling life. You can chase money and sex, but there is no happiness in it. Companionship, love, relationship, support. That's what my wife is to me. But hey, yay for ignorance and chauvinism right?

Where is the "and kept all his guns" part?

this is my life in a nut shell....sweeeet

No the point is the man tried to get his "dream" girl and she f✡✞ked him. So why not f✡✞k every girl you meet afterward? And support who needs that you pussy men are better off just having a dog and friends for companionship. Take what you need and be happy your not in debt cause of a woman...sorry ladies i still love ya just had to rant.

This joke is old. From what I've seen it's usually the needy young lady dudes who pop a gal the question.

Some people want a loving relationship. Some people want to chase pussy. Some people accept that this is a joke. The End.

Once upon a time there was a man, hwo saw himself as a prince, but he wasnt. He wa a good for nothing, violent psyko, who abused the princess, an wanted to own her. When he couldent, he chose to drink, smoke, party, amuse himself with skinny naked girls, and stay unhappy, wihch is his destiny.

hey to the people talking about how unfulfilling this kind of life is, its not about how many years you live or whether or not you have a wife/husband, its the quality of the years you were alive, and if squandering everything for booze and partying is how this awesome prince makes his life worth it, then who cares

And I'm never getting married. (Its not just men who choose this lifestyle). I'm down to party for the rest of ever!

I think I have a problem I'm in the military and have no problem going over seas but when it comes to marriage I'm scared to death I do not have commitment issues I'm in a relationship now witch has been going strong for three years now I'm kinda thinking it's because of watching others that have been married and did not work for them plus maybe some crappy ex's that I have had in that past

Haters' "gonna" hate!

it's awesome that you thought this was the place to come get advice on that. and by awesome I mean insane and pathetic.

haha looks like the princess dodged that smelly hairy bullet just in time.

and f✡✞ked lots of loose chicks....etc

@anony-nony looks more like the prince dodged a smelly, hairy bullet just in time.

where can i buy this poster?

You f*cking f*cked up f*ckers are making a big f*cking f*cked up deal about a f*cking joke. F*cking f*cked up f*ckers... So shut the f*cking f*cked up f*ck up, f*cking f*ckers.

This argument has lasted for a year lol!! Some of these stories are so ridiculously funny and most completely off subject lol!!! If anyone ever reads this, read every story lol!!! You will be rofl lol lol!!!!!!

@GrammarPolice #4489. when my great grandfather Jack Daniel created a whiskey, he did not legally change is name to Daniels. it remained "Jack Daniel" and therefore, mr policia, you federale piece of shit, it is indeed Jack Daniel's. now gfy thanks.

To every woman saying that it's not a fulfilling life: Yes you're right, he'd be much more happy working a shit 9-5 job every week and the closest he would get to fun is watch the Super Bowl while drinking cheap beer on the couch. I LOVE to see feminists counts get butthurt