Son, you need to come over, the computer is acting funny
Foxfire is slow!!!
I can't plant crops in Farmville!!!
*run virus scan*
*remove 15 toolbars*
EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Let me check one last thing
well, his loss. would be awesomeness to have a pr0n night with your parents. everyone sits naked and watches their fav pr0nos