Me, walking back to my car at like 2 A.M.
When suddenly, a creepy, disheveled bum pops out of an alley, sticks a knife in my face, and says...
[inexplicably long pause]
You wanna buy this knife?
i wish this was the outcome when this scenario happened to me. instead i left with two broken knuckles and the guys knife. still a win i guess :)