Me, walking back to my car at like 2 A.M.
 When suddenly, a creepy, disheveled bum pops out of an alley, sticks a knife in my face, and says...
 HEY YOU!
 ..........
 [inexplicably long pause]
 You wanna buy this knife?

Me, walking back to my car at like 2 A.M.
When suddenly, a creepy, disheveled bum pops out of an alley, sticks a knife in my face, and says...
HEY YOU!
..........
[inexplicably long pause]
You wanna buy this knife?

Posted about 7 years ago
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Fml

i wish this was the outcome when this scenario happened to me. instead i left with two broken knuckles and the guys knife. still a win i guess :)

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