how to get over your fear of the dark: as soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. no monster wants to see that shit. while doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, 'this is for you'

how to get over your fear of the dark: as soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. no monster wants to see that shit. while doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, 'this is for you'

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Bowman 2012-04-28 22:03:40 UTC

Yeah, but what if the monster is pedobear? Then you're screwed.

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