Things an American might need in Europe

Don't worry guys, we'll recognize you anyway.

See: Simpsons S17E8 - The Italian Bob

Your knowledge of the Simpsons has deemed you my hero

When I stayed in Italy, people were really into me being American.

...comedy value

also because of your american status they saw you as an easy target to rob or lure you into something dodgy. arrogance is clouding

screwing yalls women is pretty dodgy, the skanks, hairy but willing to suck and f✡✞k big American lollipop. and they smell like rotten fish but hey ya'll eat rotten fish don't you so i guess your in your element.