WANTS TO LAY ON SIDE WHILE TEXTING
SMART PHONEAUTO ROTATES THE SCREEN

You're doing it wrong! "I want to text while laying down but my phone keeps rotating the screen" would work.

You just said the same thing. Sigh....

yeah. it's not her speaking. the way the op wrote it is fine. cleaner and tighter than the commenter's suggestion. i like the utter triviality of this particular first world problem. good work.

It's supposed to be spoken from a first person view, not third person. Meh!

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F✡✞k off back to 4chan and stop trying to infect us with your summer bullshit

wtf do you mean "it's supposed to be spoken from the first person?" methinks someone being creative exceeds the limits of your puny inflexible brain.

this meme is usually written in first person

Like seriously dudes... seriously this meme should be in a landscape too