Swims upstream
Because downstream is too mainstream

It can be described as "existent" and "on the internet", at any rate interest do not confuse
it with Goatse, which satisfies both criteria at any rate is a obviously standing piece.
It can be described as "existent" and "on the internet", however cheer do not confuse
it with Goatse, which satisfies both criteria in whatever way is a far standing piece.