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SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and apologize to Mrs. Krantz. But I didn't steal it! Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to watch it for him. THE OCEAN?!!

Posted over 6 years ago

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Booger 2017-05-14 09:02:51 UTC

The look on Seymour's face is amazing. This is great

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indian ron swanson

Posted over 2 years ago

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india ron swanson

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Yup 2017-04-27 21:09:33 UTC

Stranger: Hi!
You: i am maek secs??/

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I WAS AN ANGRY BIRD
BEFORE THE IPHONE GAME

Posted about 6 years ago

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Anominous 2017-04-15 01:32:05 UTC

What's with the "photoshopped glasses" thing?

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Floppity Loppity
Booplesnoot
Lickitytickler
Fuzz Scrubbers
Thumping Puffers
Poof Loof
Flufferbuttle

Posted almost 4 years ago

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CHEEZ!!! 2017-04-05 15:46:02 UTC

SO CUTE!!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!

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ELDERS REACT TO CARL WHEEZER FUCKING A CWOSONT

Posted 5 months ago

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nonsense old people

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bob 2017-02-21 23:57:29 UTC

it's called a croissant

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dj merkel szydlo

Posted 4 months ago

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Anon 2017-02-11 11:00:57 UTC

Yo, Merkel. Drop the tax!

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Mother should I run for president?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooooh, mother should I build a wall?

Posted 5 months ago

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Fartolo Asslon 2017-02-08 14:02:48 UTC

I want to submit!

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The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks.
The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad.

Posted almost 6 years ago

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 18:21:53 UTC

yes day do

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If The Flying Spaghetti Monster didn't create life
Why is DNA shaped like pasta?
Checkmate, Evolution and Creationism

Posted 5 months ago

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nonsense religion

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Ripperino Memerino 2017-01-22 11:09:27 UTC

Behead those who insult FSM.

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I WANT TO DO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!!!
Welcome to my page! I want to marry Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!
HE IS SO CUTE AND HOT

Posted over 5 years ago

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Farts 2017-01-22 03:04:23 UTC

GASHSGGA

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