SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and apologize to Mrs. Krantz. But I didn't steal it! Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to watch it for him. THE OCEAN?!!
Posted over 6 years ago
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Booger

The look on Seymour's face is amazing. This is great

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indian ron swanson
Posted over 2 years ago
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Yup

Stranger: Hi!
You: i am maek secs??/

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I WAS AN ANGRY BIRD
 BEFORE THE IPHONE GAME
Posted about 6 years ago
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Anominous

What's with the "photoshopped glasses" thing?

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Floppity Loppity
 Booplesnoot
 Lickitytickler
 Fuzz Scrubbers
 Thumping Puffers
 Poof Loof
 Flufferbuttle
Posted almost 4 years ago
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CHEEZ!!!

SO CUTE!!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!

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ELDERS REACT TO CARL WHEEZER FUCKING A CWOSONT
Posted 5 months ago
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bob

it's called a croissant

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dj merkel szydlo
Posted 4 months ago
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Anon

Yo, Merkel. Drop the tax!

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Mother should I run for president?
 Mother should I trust the government?
 Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
 Ooooh, mother should I build a wall?
Posted 5 months ago
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Fartolo Asslon

I want to submit!

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The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks.
 The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad.
Posted almost 6 years ago
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Anonymous

yes day do

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If The Flying Spaghetti Monster didn't create life
 Why is DNA shaped like pasta?
 Checkmate, Evolution and Creationism
Posted 5 months ago
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Ripperino Memerino

Behead those who insult FSM.

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I WANT TO DO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!!!
 Welcome to my page! I want to marry Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!
 HE IS SO CUTE AND HOT
Posted over 5 years ago
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Farts

GASHSGGA

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