*le french
immigration officer
german tourist
your age please
30
sex?
male!
Occupation?
no no... just visiting

I've heard a lot of WWII jokes in my time, but man, I did Nazi this one coming!

I don't Get it :S

Germans can freely come to France, there's no control since the introduction of the Schengen area.

This is hysterical! Fool and Largo -- stfu!

This is heil-larious

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