Go make me a sandwich.
Go buy me some tampons.
This is actually a NEWFOUNDLAND Dog. We have one and it is HUGE!
...and ended up an alcoholic drug addict who spent his premature old age in and out of rehab until he overdosed on the huge stash of prescription antidepressants and "painkillers"....
if you spend more time on a game than in a pussy (or an ass if you swing that way) then its not really a life. i always have my dick in a hole..... at all times.
Where do I get a precision laser to do the 2mm cuts?
well, his loss. would be awesomeness to have a pr0n night with your parents. everyone sits naked and watches their fav pr0nos
All anyone cares about today is sex
https://www.facebook.com/martin.villalbac?ref=tn_tnmn este meme me da una gracia hahahahaha