Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is in a hotel room he uses the stuff in the room to make hilarious stuff for the maid to see after he has left. Check them out
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Wow

so hilarious

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When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback? He's sexist, and I'm trying to be witty. Well, you better comeback with godamn sandwich
Posted almost 6 years ago
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Anonymous

Go make me a sandwich.
Go buy me some tampons.

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Posted almost 6 years ago
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Anonymous

This is actually a NEWFOUNDLAND Dog. We have one and it is HUGE!

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Explain this bullshit
Posted almost 6 years ago
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Combobreaker

CCCCCCCCcccccombo breaker!!!!

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ONCE UPON A TIME a prince asked a beautiful princess WILL YOU MARRY ME? the princess said NO and the prince lived happily ever fater and rode motorcycles and fโœกโœked with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars
Posted almost 6 years ago
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edigy

...and ended up an alcoholic drug addict who spent his premature old age in and out of rehab until he overdosed on the huge stash of prescription antidepressants and "painkillers"....

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DUDE - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND THE FRISBEE?
Posted almost 6 years ago
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gotta life

if you spend more time on a game than in a pussy (or an ass if you swing that way) then its not really a life. i always have my dick in a hole..... at all times.

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Print out this template 2 times, cut them out and cut the lines in (they need to be a half mm wide cuts)
 And make one of these:
 -have fun-
 CLOSE ENOUGH
Posted over 5 years ago
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imbeseal

Where do I get a precision laser to do the 2mm cuts?

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Son, you need to come over, the computer is acting funny
 Foxfire is slow!!!
 I can't plant crops in Farmville!!!
 *run virus scan*
 *remove 15 toolbars*
 *uninstall blahblah*
 EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
 Let me check one last thing
Posted over 5 years ago
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juniorjay01

well, his loss. would be awesomeness to have a pr0n night with your parents. everyone sits naked and watches their fav pr0nos

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'I love weird quirky girls!' What weird girls think he means: What he actually means: 'I love awkward nerdy guys' What nerds think she means: What she actually means:
Posted over 6 years ago
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Peach

All anyone cares about today is sex

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Posted over 4 years ago
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Martin Zarigueya

https://www.facebook.com/martin.villalbac?ref=tn_tnmn este meme me da una gracia hahahahaha

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