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and by "monster dong"

You actually mean very small penis. Overcompensating much?

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Posted over 9 years ago
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Posted over 7 years ago
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To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened
Posted about 9 years ago
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What you have here sir...

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OMG

READ THE REVIEW lol

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 DONE
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