ONCE UPON A TIME a prince asked a beautiful princess WILL YOU MARRY ME? the princess said NO and the prince lived happily ever fater and rode motorcycles and f✑✝ked with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars
Posted over 6 years ago
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edigy

...and ended up an alcoholic drug addict who spent his premature old age in and out of rehab until he overdosed on the huge stash of prescription antidepressants and "painkillers"....

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IRISH GIRL SUNBATHING
 NO, NOT HER... THE OTHER ONE
Posted about 5 years ago
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*waiting for the bus*
 *a wild douchebag appears*
 Yo oldy, nice mammoth beard. What the f✑✞k are you, a WW1 German General?
 Your f✑✞king face must repel chicks with that mop on it. F✑✞king shave you senile old man.
 Listen here faggot.
Posted over 5 years ago
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FREDDIEMERCURY

That was poopin hilarious

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Human v 1.1 Hotfix patch -dislodged eyelashes will no longer enter eyeball area and become inaccessible -random cheek and tongue biting issue during food consumption fixed
Posted over 6 years ago
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nerds win

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randomguy69

unfortunately this is just a beta version and not accessable for users who do not own a beta access key :/

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LEGEND OF ZELDA
Posted over 5 years ago
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Dad says you're spying us online
 He's not your dad
Posted over 4 years ago
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Dyslexic?

Speak clearly more and punctuation use you please understand so we.

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Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is in a hotel room he uses the stuff in the room to make hilarious stuff for the maid to see after he has left. Check them out
Posted over 6 years ago
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Wow

so hilarious

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Hey Baby...
 Hey...
 I'm on my way home. What should we do when I get back?
 You know what I want to do...
 I want to hear you sait it...
 Yea we want to hear you say it!
Posted over 4 years ago
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afwesaf

black brother is watching you

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No caption necessary.
 Professor Hamilton
 LATER
 Mr. Miller, you're not the only one who knows how to use Facebook. Enjoy.
 THINKS HE'S SMART FOR POSTING ABOUT HIS PROFESSORS ON FACEBOOK
 FAILS MIDTERM AND FINAL EXAM
Posted over 5 years ago
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OMG BRO

REMEMBER WHEN THEY PASSED THE LAW OF THOU SHALT NOT READ OTHER PEOPLE'S FACEBOOK PAGES? I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS IN THE 10 COMMANDMENTS EVEN!

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50
 Fat
 Diabetic
 Ahead of You
Posted almost 5 years ago
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sport win

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