Before sex... you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fโœกโœked
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What's the hardest part of being in a metalcore band?
 Telling your parents that you're gay
Posted over 8 years ago
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I just wanna leave, but it seems to hard

Where? The closet?

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Thinks homosexuality is sinful and dirty
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Posted over 8 years ago
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Posted over 8 years ago
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ANGELIQUE, 15, SAYS SHE ONCE HAD SEX WITH A BOY FOR A CAN OF SODA
Posted over 8 years ago
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Posted almost 8 years ago
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Caroline Hopkins, 13, from Nevada, USA tells how:
 She still drinks milk from her mum's breasts
 So do her brother and dad
 She thinks it tastes delicious
Posted over 7 years ago
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'MURICA!

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 Thank u dad
Posted almost 9 years ago
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If quantum physics is true and there is a universe for all possible histories and futures, then there is an infinite number of universes where you're banging Emma Watson.
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Posted about 8 years ago
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BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS LE SEXY TIME Honey shouldn't we put the cat outside? Oh, he'll be fine! He just likes to watch. likes to watch likes to watch
Posted over 9 years ago
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