ONCE UPON A TIME a prince asked a beautiful princess WILL YOU MARRY ME? the princess said NO and the prince lived happily ever fater and rode motorcycles and f✑✝ked with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars
Posted about 8 years ago
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edigy

...and ended up an alcoholic drug addict who spent his premature old age in and out of rehab until he overdosed on the huge stash of prescription antidepressants and "painkillers"....

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Tricking your parents into thinking you're reading
 When you're really just on your phone
Posted over 6 years ago
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nonsense comics

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w00p

No wonder this site died. Jesus wept.

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IRISH GIRL SUNBATHING
 NO, NOT HER... THE OTHER ONE
Posted over 6 years ago
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*waiting for the bus*
 *a wild douchebag appears*
 Yo oldy, nice mammoth beard. What the f✑✞k are you, a WW1 German General?
 Your f✑✞king face must repel chicks with that mop on it. F✑✞king shave you senile old man.
 Listen here faggot.
Posted over 7 years ago
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comics win old people

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FREDDIEMERCURY

That was poopin hilarious

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WENT TO THE MOON
 TOOK 5 PHOTOS
 WENT TO THE BATHROOM
 TOOK 37 PHOTOS
Posted over 6 years ago
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women comparison space

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Anonymous

^ are you f'ing retarded? We still have a space program.

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How normal self respecting people tell a joke.
 How Reddit / 9Gag tells a joke.
Posted over 7 years ago
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comics comparison 9gag

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HornyRetard

9gag, stealing content and being obsessed with unfunny memes since 2008

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Human v 1.1 Hotfix patch -dislodged eyelashes will no longer enter eyeball area and become inaccessible -random cheek and tongue biting issue during food consumption fixed
Posted over 8 years ago
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nerds win

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randomguy69

unfortunately this is just a beta version and not accessable for users who do not own a beta access key :/

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LEGEND OF ZELDA
Posted over 7 years ago
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Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is in a hotel room he uses the stuff in the room to make hilarious stuff for the maid to see after he has left. Check them out
Posted about 8 years ago
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Wow

so hilarious

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Hey Baby...
 Hey...
 I'm on my way home. What should we do when I get back?
 You know what I want to do...
 I want to hear you sait it...
 Yea we want to hear you say it!
Posted about 6 years ago
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comics obama politics internet

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afwesaf

black brother is watching you

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