I was "If you go out this door the goose will attack"
Not really, some are good like Buddism. :) If it makes you a better person then go for it but if it makes you violent, like this crap, then make sure to destroy it.
I'd like some sauce on this
This has happened to me so many times. I don't know why but my dog just seems to love resting his balls on the cool glass of my phone I guess... Then you have to wipe it down or you get dog ball germs on your face.. the funniest part is when it rings and he freaks out and jumps up and looks at the phone :p
My dad always hold my penis.