ONCE UPON A TIME a prince asked a beautiful princess WILL YOU MARRY ME? the princess said NO and the prince lived happily ever fater and rode motorcycles and f✑✝ked with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars
Posted over 8 years ago
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edigy

...and ended up an alcoholic drug addict who spent his premature old age in and out of rehab until he overdosed on the huge stash of prescription antidepressants and "painkillers"....

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Tricking your parents into thinking you're reading
 When you're really just on your phone
Posted almost 7 years ago
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nonsense comics

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w00p

No wonder this site died. Jesus wept.

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IRISH GIRL SUNBATHING
 NO, NOT HER... THE OTHER ONE
Posted almost 7 years ago
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*waiting for the bus*
 *a wild douchebag appears*
 Yo oldy, nice mammoth beard. What the f✑✞k are you, a WW1 German General?
 Your f✑✞king face must repel chicks with that mop on it. F✑✞king shave you senile old man.
 Listen here faggot.
Posted over 7 years ago
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FREDDIEMERCURY

That was poopin hilarious

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I am so glad you are home
 someone pooped in the hallway!
Posted over 7 years ago
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How normal self respecting people tell a joke.
 How Reddit / 9Gag tells a joke.
Posted over 7 years ago
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HornyRetard

9gag, stealing content and being obsessed with unfunny memes since 2008

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Human v 1.1 Hotfix patch -dislodged eyelashes will no longer enter eyeball area and become inaccessible -random cheek and tongue biting issue during food consumption fixed
Posted over 8 years ago
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nerds win

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randomguy69

unfortunately this is just a beta version and not accessable for users who do not own a beta access key :/

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LEGEND OF ZELDA
Posted over 7 years ago
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Perfection
 Happy Diablo III Ryan
Posted over 7 years ago
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Me

Wouldn't know who to do first...

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Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is in a hotel room he uses the stuff in the room to make hilarious stuff for the maid to see after he has left. Check them out
Posted over 9 years ago
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