Wouldn't it be "ONLY *DELAYS* THE INEVITABLE"? She's prolonging the delay, not the inevitable later event. Rah rah, I'm the language police, and my siren goes "Naah naah naaaaah..."
OH YES SEX
Coming this fall it's Scanner Kid! Watch her explode heads all over the world.
I love girls
Is a lesbian.
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