SO I'M SITTING THERE, SUCKING ON A NICE PAIR OF TITS,
 AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I WAKE UP SOMEWHERE I'VE NEVER SEEN AND I'VE SHIT MY PANTS
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YOUR INVISIBLE FORCE FIELD
 ONLY PROLONGS THE INEVITABLE
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Clavis

Wouldn't it be "ONLY *DELAYS* THE INEVITABLE"? She's prolonging the delay, not the inevitable later event. Rah rah, I'm the language police, and my siren goes "Naah naah naaaaah..."

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Shut up
 Or we'll adopt your kids
Posted over 7 years ago
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Be in preschool
 Uncircumcised
 Kid notices in bathroom
 Later that day in a group with other boys and girls
 Kid says my pee pee is different
 Other kids want to see
Posted over 5 years ago
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Anonymous

OH YES SEX

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royal wedding
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Shockeye

Coming this fall it's Scanner Kid! Watch her explode heads all over the world.

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PSST, HEY YOU KIDS
 WANNA BUILD COMMUNISM?
Posted over 6 years ago
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I would berry my dick so far inside your ass
 who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
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badass

I love girls

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To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened
Posted over 7 years ago
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What you have here sir...

Is a lesbian.

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JEFFY, WHERE'S DADDY? HA HA, YAY! WHEEEERE'S MOMMY? YAY! OKAY, JEFFY- WHERE'S BIN LADEN?
Posted over 8 years ago
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Remember!

This is from www.Nedroid.com

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I AIN'T GOING BACK TO DAYCARE
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