I only open the passenger door for my girlfriend when I need to walk around the car to fart before I get in.
Posted about 4 years ago
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confession bear
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mike litoris

I open passenger doors in two cases. New car or new girlfriend.

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REDDIT user 'Naratto' has been reported to the FBI after using the confession bear meme to admit murder: 'My sister had an abusive meth-addict boyfriend. I killed him with his own drugs while he was unconscious and they ruled it as an overdose.'
Posted over 4 years ago
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news confession bear
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Captain LolTryhard

More like the plot of 'Dexter'.
Fail.

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I THOUGHT DINOSAURS WERE UGLY AND STUPID
 SO I KILLED THEM ALL
Posted almost 3 years ago
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confession bear
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The OG Plumed Serpent

I jerk off into my fish tank and watch the fish eat the sperm.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWR_7KA9ApBbygjNUsbVpMw/videos?view=57&flow=grid

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I WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT EVOLUTION
 IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO DISPROVE CHRISTIANS ALL THE TIME
Posted almost 5 years ago
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religion confession bear
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Anonymous

who? bears?

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I don't know how to faceswap
Posted over 4 years ago
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photobomb party confession bear
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