Memes tagged with jackie chan:
![Me, walking back to my car at like 2 A.M.
When suddenly, a creepy, disheveled bum pops out of an alley, sticks a knife in my face, and says...
HEY YOU!
..........
[inexplicably long pause]
You wanna buy this knife?](http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/3233/bum-pops-out-of-an-alley.jpg "Me, walking back to my car at like 2 A.M.
When suddenly, a creepy, disheveled bum pops out of an alley, sticks a knife in my face, and says...
HEY YOU!
..........
[inexplicably long pause]
You wanna buy this knife?")
39
Posted 8 months ago
Fml
i wish this was the outcome when this scenario happened to me. instead i left with two broken knuckles and the guys knife. still a win i guess :)
34
Posted 9 months ago
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Racism
knows no bounds, not even utensils.