When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback? He's sexist, and I'm trying to be witty. Well, you better comeback with godamn sandwich
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Anonymous

Go make me a sandwich.
Go buy me some tampons.

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'I love weird quirky girls!' What weird girls think he means: What he actually means: 'I love awkward nerdy guys' What nerds think she means: What she actually means:
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Peach

All anyone cares about today is sex

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My girlfriend warned me that if I got her one more stupid gift then she would burn it,
 so I got her a candle
 DUMB young lady
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ya'll need to break up

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ME WHEN I'M SINGLE
 ME WHEN I HAVE GF
 girls staring at me
 texts from ex-gf
 Hi handsome...
 Hotties flirtin'
Posted over 5 years ago
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I kno right

There used to be a girl in high school i liked. She would completely ignore me but when i got a gf she was just all over me.

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 LIVE Woman waiting for her husband to come back from Iraq after 12 months of being at war.
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What are you doing, there?
 (New girlfriend)
 Starcraft.
 (Me)
 What, that again? I don't get waht you see in this stuff.
 Hey, how long have we been dating?
 Hm, maybe two months?
 That's right! Two months.
 I HAVE HAD STARCRAFT FOR THIRTEEN YEARS.
Posted almost 6 years ago
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Photographing something you want to show everyone Males Females
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What Men Look for in a Woman Intelligence Personality Other
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Me and the gf just getting back to my apartment after dinner with her family.
 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TALKED TO MY MOM ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE! THAT IS PERSONAL AND IT'S MY MOM!
Posted over 5 years ago
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fโœกโœžk all of you

who cares if its not realistic.
lol about as real as all your lives.
its still funny

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Honey, I saw a girl just like you, but fat!
 Did you find her attractive?
 yes
 so you like a fat chick
 no
 so you don't like me
 No solution unless...
 she would have been really hot if she was skinny, like you honey
Posted almost 6 years ago
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better real solution

Found her attractive?

GIT INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH

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