I was "If you go out this door the goose will attack"
You f✡✞king count ass young lady. Repost yourself and die motherf✡✞ker.
I'd like some sauce on this
This has happened to me so many times. I don't know why but my dog just seems to love resting his balls on the cool glass of my phone I guess... Then you have to wipe it down or you get dog ball germs on your face.. the funniest part is when it rings and he freaks out and jumps up and looks at the phone :p