Howdy, United States Government! I have a couple questions.
 I'm 18. I was wondering if it would be ok for me to die for my country.
 Of course you can. I would encourage it!
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Anonymous

on the contrary, in the military, the drinking age is 18.

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You cannot be in a relationship with your cousin.
 I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMURICA
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Can you find the American?
 No. Because they are people, just like us.
 Just kidding, he is at Mcdonald's
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shhh

it's fine now, have some more mayo on your fries

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Anonymous

I was thinking African built just like the women there.

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Did you see Obama's speech? They put all this bullet proof glass up in front of him. I think that shows you how racist America still is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.
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annunaki spawn

Race card again? How about he is simply not likeable because of his deplorable character?

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America
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Animus

Yep, Cars 2 is soooo much worse than tentacle rape and rodents with huge nutsacks being pasted everywhere.

That fat kid being Mexican or Samoan also kind of ruins it.

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WANTS TO RESEARCH HUMAN INTELLIGENCE
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ARIZONA
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ARMY WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD
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Anonymous

Threaten to destroy their clothes, problem solved.

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