One wife is enough! Bacon is great! Christianity here we go
BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN BACON PANCAKES, PUT SOME BACON IN A PANCAKE, THAT'S WHAT IT'S GONNA MAKE, BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN BACON PANCAKES
I would rather use the bacon fat to fry other foods in, like beans or eggs. So they have all that delicious bacon goodness.