Oh Bill, thanks for coming so quickly! What's the matter Steve? It's just that... I can't believe that... jailbreaking is legal hmmm... well you can always look on the bright side What bright side? Think of all those voided warranties!
Posted over 8 years ago
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LOL

in my experience, theyll find a way to weasel themselves out of having to do anything anyways. F✑✞K YOU APPLE. worst customer service ive ever had to deal with. 6 hours on hold, and JB'ing solved it because it was a memory leak in your OS -_- f✑✞king assholes.

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Congratulations. You have won e500,000 in the UK Nokia lottery. To claim your prize please email prizes@Nokia-lottery.co.ck. Quote ptize number: gk1tt1e The UK doesn't use Euros you prat.
Posted over 8 years ago
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wtf?

Holy s--t, dude is Boss.

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Dad, I want a car. And I want anal sex but your mother keeps saying no.
Posted almost 9 years ago
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I raped your goldfish. What? OMFG!! Sorry! Your DOG! I raped your DOG! Fucking auto correct.
Posted almost 9 years ago
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Some Dude calling... ** THAT ANNOYING GUITAR TUNE ** BUT.. BUT... IT'S COLD AND I GOT GLOVES 'N SHIT * SLIDE WITH NOSE * HELLO?
Posted almost 9 years ago
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Anonymous

memerial, don't become moronail

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'Pedobear' Would Like to Use Your Current Location
 Don't Allow | OK
 SEEMS LEGIT
Posted about 8 years ago
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I'm so jealous of everyone with the white iPhone and I have this ugly black one
 Other then getting a camero and a iPad this christmas sucks.
 I didn't get an iPhone f✑✞k Christmas I'm seriously so pissed
Posted almost 8 years ago
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Brent

I'm just happy with one penny every 3 minutes and 40 seconds for as long as I'm taking in air.

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Ugh, looks like last year's iphone
 How will people know I'm better than them?
Posted about 8 years ago
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The genius above

Took a dump on the genius above him.

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Westboro will picket his funeral. He had a huge platform; gave God no glory & taught sin. MT @AP: Apple co-founder Steve Jobs has died at 56.
 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Posted over 8 years ago
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Good morning! You are beautiful and amazing. I love you and dream about the Fuhrer.
 Omg future.
 She doesn't have to know about us. I know you meant it.
Posted about 8 years ago
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Aryan

Needs more Vite!

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