Congratulations. You have won e500,000 in the UK Nokia lottery. To claim your prize please email prizes@Nokia-lottery.co.ck. Quote ptize number: gk1tt1e The UK doesn't use Euros you prat.
Posted over 8 years ago
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wtf?

Holy s--t, dude is Boss.

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I love this app
 One does not simply
 Dislike this app
 Downloads the new rage face app
 Dies
 Finds out there's a rage face app
 Skips school for the day to play with it
Posted over 7 years ago
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TLDR

What's with the tl;dr meme-wank, what is this, 9fag?

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BIGGEST IOS7 UPDATE
 APPLE MAPS DOESNT DRIVE YOU OFF AN OVERPASS
Posted about 6 years ago
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Ugh, looks like last year's iphone
 How will people know I'm better than them?
Posted about 8 years ago
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The genius above

Took a dump on the genius above him.

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YO TIM! WHASSUP?!
 CAN YOU HELP ME COLLECT PEOPLE'S FINGERPRINTS??!!
 SURE MAN, NO PROBLEM!
 WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU
 Place Your Finger
 DONE!
Posted about 6 years ago
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@ up

Islam ain't light. Of all the religions, this is the most self-righteous and selfish of all times.

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chinese iphone
Posted over 7 years ago
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and an

iPlate to hold stuff

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Some Dude calling... ** THAT ANNOYING GUITAR TUNE ** BUT.. BUT... IT'S COLD AND I GOT GLOVES 'N SHIT * SLIDE WITH NOSE * HELLO?
Posted almost 9 years ago
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fuck yeah coolface iphone

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Anonymous

memerial, don't become moronail

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Shit I can't delete
Posted over 6 years ago
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...

I use the stock app...

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Good morning! You are beautiful and amazing. I love you and dream about the Fuhrer.
 Omg future.
 She doesn't have to know about us. I know you meant it.
Posted about 8 years ago
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Aryan

Needs more Vite!

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I'm so jealous of everyone with the white iPhone and I have this ugly black one
 Other then getting a camero and a iPad this christmas sucks.
 I didn't get an iPhone fโœกโœžk Christmas I'm seriously so pissed
Posted almost 8 years ago
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Brent

I'm just happy with one penny every 3 minutes and 40 seconds for as long as I'm taking in air.

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