Memes tagged with "jesus"

HELP ME YOU IDIOTS
THE ALIENS ARE TAKING ME

Posted almost 13 years ago

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lol 2015-04-09 14:59:46 UTC

lolol

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SO, MY DAD TOLD THEM:
'GUYS, COME ON, SERIOUSLY, DON'T EAT THAT'
FIRST THING THAT YOUNG LADY DOES IS EAT IT. SO, YEAH. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

Posted over 13 years ago

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Earth
Solar System
Solar Interstellar Neighborhood
Milky Way Galaxy
Local Galactic Group
Virgo Supercluster
Local Superclusters
Observable Universe
Don't masturbate

Posted over 11 years ago

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Anonymous 2014-01-06 14:59:00 UTC

girls masturbate way too much

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water
JESUS WAS HERE

Posted almost 12 years ago

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YOU CAN'T ENTER HEAVEN UNLESS JESUS ENTERS YOU.

Posted about 12 years ago

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simon 2012-07-31 12:57:19 UTC

Always thought he was a bit of a faggot....

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SO THIS GUY IS TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME, AND I'M LIKE
BRO, DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

Posted over 11 years ago

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*losing control of car*
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
BUT I CAN'T DRIVE

Posted about 14 years ago

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Are you there dad?
It's me, you.

Posted over 12 years ago

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Anonymous 2014-07-13 00:41:02 UTC

I'm a sphincter

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Jesus
a character ruined by his fanbase

Posted over 11 years ago

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I'm telling you, dude. That kid called you a faggot. Go f✡✞k him up.
I don't know Jesus. That kid's like 6 years old.

Posted over 13 years ago

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^^ 2012-06-27 23:25:13 UTC

Haha

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