Dear Jessica,
 You've asked me to stop writing these letters. You've told me they will never change things between us. But I can't, Jessica. I can't just... let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn't leave his son to die...
Posted over 11 years ago
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star wars letter

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Heval Kopar

hi mr.kuhn

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Dear Caucasian Neighbor, Next time you would like to discuss your bigoted fears of 'being raped by a Big Black Dude when you come home at 3:30 in the morning', please don't do it in the hallway within earshot of a Big Black Dude.
Posted almost 13 years ago
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win letter

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Anonymous

caucasian means white, bro

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ARE YOU THE ONE having loud sex every night and making my neighbour's baby cry and my dog bark funny?
 If so, we were wondering if you can do the following for the building:
Posted over 12 years ago
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sex letter

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THANKS FOR PARKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
 PLEASE DO NOT REPRODUCE.
Posted over 10 years ago
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cars win letter

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@liza

nope

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Here's your mail
 You're going to Jail!
 If this card found you so can we!
Posted over 13 years ago
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letter

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Officer Springtown

White Settlement's a shit-hole.

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