LEAVING A STORE WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING
 TELLING YOURSELF:
 'ACT NATURAL, YOU'RE INNOCENT'
Posted over 13 years ago
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yeah same

lmfao. i just did it at a Northwest Beauty thursday.
was in there for like 15 mins
then i wanted to leave, thought about it like 4 times. ended up buying something to not look guilty

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HAIR CUT ISN'T RIGHT
 'OH YEAH THAT'S NICE, THANKS'
Posted over 13 years ago
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hope

lol, but nowadays i always tell them to fix....

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ORDER FOOD AT TACO BELL AT 1AM
 ACT STONED AT THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW TO SEEM NORMAL
Posted over 13 years ago
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brandon

i love ur food x #not

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PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
 y.. you too...
Posted almost 12 years ago
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TELLS FRIEND AN INTERESTING STORY
 HE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT IT BEFORE
Posted about 13 years ago
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SAY GOODBYE
 WALK IN THE SAME DIRECTION
Posted about 14 years ago
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REMEMBERS JOKE AT URINAL
 LOOKS LIKE I'M LAUGHING AT MY OWN PENIS
Posted over 12 years ago
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MISTAKEN BY STRANGER FOR FRIEND SHE HASN'T SEEN IN FIVE YEARS
 SPENDS ENTIRE TRAIN RIDE 'CATCHING UO' INSTEAD OF CORRECTING HER
Posted almost 13 years ago
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TEXTING HOT GIRL
 WAIT 2 MINUTES BEFORE ANSWERING TO SEEM LIKE YOU HAVE A LIFE
Posted about 11 years ago
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Lol

Any girls numbers

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Posted almost 14 years ago
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